In today’s lesson: Take one Chelsea hand and calmly place it on the title.
1. The title race is officially back on as Chelsea lose back to back matches at Stamford Bridge for the first time in 6 years!
2. Manchester City’s 3rd kit is actually a cheap knock off of Barcelona’s turned inside out.
3. Pep Guardiola gave unknown player by the name of Fabian Delph his first Premier League start of the season. At this time it’s not known where the player came from, what his preferred position is, or if he’ll ever be seen again.
4. Claudio Ranieri was spotted in Roman Abramovich’s private box which can only mean Antonio Conte is imminently dilly-ding, dilly-gone.
5. Leaving Eden Hazard unmarked in the box is not recommended.
