During a game between Brazilian sides Sport Recife and Goias, Danilo lines up what looks like one of those outside of the boot banana shots that fly into the top corner. Unfortunately for him and his side Sport Recife the outcome was slightly less spectacular.
Harry Kane scores a hat trick but probably shouldn’t go in goals!
After Hugo Lloris was sent off, Harry Kane fresh from scoring a hat trick during Spurs’s game with Greek side Asteras Tripolis and positively brimming with confidence volunteered to go in goal as Spurs had used up all their subs.
You willed him to save the free kick with a stunning, fully stretched finger tip save, but the reality, as you can see above didn’t quite live up to the hope.
Oh well, he still goes home with the match ball. Here is his opening goal, a superb angled strike from outside the box.
Erik Lamela’s unbelievable rabona goal vs Asteras
Just astonishing. Erik Lamela perfectly executes a robona goal for Spurs during their Europa League match with Asteras to make it 2-0. Proof that you don’t need to be two-footed, providing you can pull this kind of thing off. Tip of the hat Sir.
Andy Carroll gets his Wang out for H&M photo shoot
Were you really expecting to see Andy Carroll’s cock? You saucy thing you.
After fending off stiff competition from 200 other contenders, Andy Carroll has be chosen to front the Alexander Wang for H&M fashion campaign.
And what a sultry figure the West Ham forward cuts. With Carroll spending more time on the treatment table than the pitch, perhaps moonlighting as a model might become permanent career move.
