Pep and Klopp look like they’re ready to murder someone

For the football manager, the Christmas and New Years period is less about being forced to spend time with family, wearing ugly jumpers and recovering from hangovers, and more about squeezing in as many games of football as possible, in what seems like an impossible schedule. An environment that seems purpose built to get managers fretting much like a turkey on the 24th of December.

After their respective games against Burnley and Sunderland on Monday, Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp gave some extremely tetchy and awkward interviews. Managers tend do a terrible job of covering up their utter contempt for the post-match interview but in both these instances Klopp, and particularly Guardiola, looked like they were ready to pounce on their interrogators.

It’s hard to recall seeing a more visibly irritated Guardiola during a post-match interview than the one seen in the footage below following Manchester City’s 2-1 win over Burnley.


Pep’s anger seemed to stem from the questioning around Fernandinho’s indiscipline having been sent off for a third time in six games, and then climaxed when the interviewer claimed he didn’t look happy even though his team had one. “More than you believe, I am happy. I’m so happy” sniffed Pep, before adding pretty much the most resentful sounding happy new year message, and ducking out of the interview.

Not to be outdone, the normally smiley Klopp laid on the sarcasm extra thick when he had to explain for a second time his thoughts on Sunderland’s awarding of a second penalty during Liverpool’s 2-2 draw at the Stadium of light.

Interviewers, consider yourselves on notice until Klopp and Pep have had chance to simmer down a little. Probably around the time the supply of left over turkey sandwiches has been exhausted.

EPLpod: Memphis Depay is a bench-warming clown

Mike and Paul from EPLpod ring in the new year by taking part in a lethal game of fusbal, followed by some football chat as Memphis Depay trades his bench warming duties for a dip in a pool, Olivier Giroud leaves an early marker for goal of the year and Chelsea win again.

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EPLpod: The January Transfer Window Episode

With the January transfer window set to open, Mike and Paul from EPLpod pin point the targets your club will be looking to blow their cash on. In other money wasting topics, the guys also discuss Carlos Tevez’ move to China where he’ll be given a money printing machine.

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EPLpod: Will José Mourinho be the next Alex Ferguson?

Song birds Mike and Paul turn EPLpod into a musical as they discuss Mane’s late winner in the Merseyside derby, Jose Mourinho unwrapping an early Christmas present, and their obsession with FIFA – the game.

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EPLpod: Manchester City make Arsenal look foolish

Mike and Paul from EPLpod take in the weekend’s action as Manchester City recover from grieving over Ilkay Gundogan’s injury by triggering the annual Arsenal meltdown, Zlatan continues to fire on all cylinders for Man United and Chelsea make it 11 straight wins in a row.

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EPLpod: Yaya Toure is a reckless hypocrite

Helium fuelled Mike and Paul from EPLpod take in the mid week Premier League action as Yaya Toure refuses to admit he has been on the source, Chelsea make it 10 wins on the bounce and Everton finally get a win against the Gunners.

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EPLpod: Pep Guardiola? More like Pep FRAUD-iola

The guys from EPLpod dissect a goals galore weekend in the Premier League including: Pep disastrous ploy to play 3 at the back, Memphis Depay and Daniel Sturridge’s questionable fashion statements and pictures of Mike’s bare buttocks are leaked by Hackerton_9000!

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Arsenal finally win a group, but it probably doesn’t matter

The guys from EPLpod take in this weeks Champions League action, as Lucas Peres grabs a hat-trick for group winners Arsenal, Leicester get thrashed in Portugal, Patrick Roberts learns to split his allegiances and the city of Toronto orders Paul to mow his lawn!

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EPLpod: Marouane Fellaini is a goat

In the latest episode of EPLpod, Mike, Paul and Ben discuss an action packed weekend of Premier League football which saw Sergio Aguero prove he really can’t stand David Luiz, Liverpool recreate their Palace nightmare, agent Marouane Fellaini does his old club a favour and Paul admits to chucking a pint of beer over a girl.

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EPLpod: This Mkhitaryan guy is pretty good. Who’d a thunk?

I join Paul in the EPLpod studio as Mike takes time out to nurse a bad case of man flu and brush up on his ‘extra zesty’ chilli recipes.

In this weeks pod we discuss Toronto’s 7-goal thriller against rivals Montreal as they capture the MLS Eastern Conference Championship, Liverpool’s new young star Ben Woodburn, Arsenal not giving a shit about the EFL Cup and Manchester United excelling without the touchline antics of Mourinho.

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