Mourinho’s attempts to scout Rooney foiled at the Etihad

Jose Mourinho’s plan to infiltrate the Etihad and scout a relatively unknown talent by the name of Wayne Rooney failed miserably on Monday evening during Manchester City’s eventful 1-1 draw with Everton.

An incognito Mourinho was picked up by security cameras within minutes of the kick off, completely blowing his cover. Despite being compromised, a defiant Mourinho held his position and bravely stuck out the horrendous fireworks and flame throwers display as Rooney and the rest of the players took to the pitch.

Mourinho proved that he must be on to something and that he has an eye for this sort of thing, as the rising talent Rooney notched his 200th Premier League goal to give his side the lead with a swiftly taken left foot finish.

However, following Mourinho’s very public gaffe, the chances of signing Rooney from his boyhood club before the transfer window slams shut are now all but scuppered. While Rooney has remained silent on the speculation, sources close to the striker confirmed hearing shouts of “once a blue always a blue” echoing from the away changing room.

Rumours are already circulating that Mourinho won’t be taking any chances during his next undercover scouting operation. Instead, he will ditch the baseball cap for the far more effective glasses, fake nose and moustache disguise favoured by the intelligence community.

EPLpod: Homeless Spurs fail again at Wembley

The EPLpod boyz take in the weekend action as Jose Mourinho’s United smoke Swansea, Spurs prove a return to White Hart Lane can’t come fast enough and Arsenal fans prepare their Wenger out banners after slumping to defeat at Stoke.

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EPLpod: Can Spurs end Wembley hoodoo against Chelsea?

Mike and Paul from EPLpod look ahead to the weekends games as Spurs strive to finally end their dismal record at Wembley against Chelsea, Everton get ready to roll out their £45m signing Gylfi Sigurdsson while it could get a whole lot darker for West Ham before they see any light.

The guys also chat about Liverpool’s vital away win in Germany, and offer up their top tips for fantasy football.

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How Liverpool should deal with Coutinho

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How Liverpool should deal with Coutinho ?

Posted by Eat My Goal on Wednesday, 16 August 2017

EPLpod: Manchester United looking the business on opening day

In a bonkers start to the new Premier League season, Mike and Paul from EPLpod chat about Arsenal leaving it late in thrilling 4-3 win over Leicester, defending champs Chelsea self destruction and Manchester United looking the business against West Ham.

As well as a round up of all the other Premier League’s opening weekend of matches, Mike misses an open net on the dating front. Listen to the new episode of EPLpod below to hear about Mike’s howler and much more.

Manchester United to win it? Premier League predictions

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I'm sure these predictions won't come back to haunt me!

Posted by Eat My Goal on Saturday, 12 August 2017

EPLpod: Ugly tactics no match for Real Madrid after Super Cup win

Mike and Paul from EPLpod chat about Real Madrid’s win over Manchester United in the Super Cup despite Jose Mourinho’s tactic to lump it up to the big man. The guys also talk about PSG and escort services. You’ve been warned!

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EPLpod: Arsenal complete preseason treble!

Feeling fragile after a night on the source, the EPLpod boyz chat about Arsenal’s 3rd piece of preseason silverware that means next to nothing after their triumph over Chelsea in the Community Shield. The boyz also make their predictions for the new Premier League season.

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EPLpod: Neymar to make do on just £3,553/hr

Neymar is preparing for life on the breadline as he comes to terms with earning only £3,553/hr (after tax!) at his new club PSG. Shock! Horror! FIFA are back doing want they do best: corruption. And, with the start of the new season so close you can almost smell it, Mike and Paul dish out their top picks for fantasy football.

Listen to the latest episode of EPLpod below, you’d be a fool to miss it!