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  • Crystal Palace already preparing Roy Hodgson’s P45

    Crystal Palace already preparing Roy Hodgson’s P45

    Eager to smash their own record of sacking a manager after just four games, Crystal Palace were busily dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s on Roy Hodgson’s termination letter on Wednesday evening.

    Hodgson was appointed as the new Palace boss on Tuesday after the sacking of Dutchmen Frank de Boer who lasted a mere 77 days at the helm. Drawing up the necessary paper work to dispense with Hodgson now, rather than later, is seen a vital step if Palace are to keep up with their rate of sacking 16 managers in just 10 season.

    “I am very excited to be back in club football and it is a long while since I have enjoyed the day-to-day sessions of training. That’s where I most like to be: out on the training field,” said Hodgson during his unveiling, completely oblivious to the axe slowly being hoisted above his head.

    Though Hodgson has the humiliating defeat to Iceland during last summers Euro to his name, his appointment by Palace chairmen Steve Parish could be a risky one. The worry is, Hodgson could just be the dull, safe pair of hands to guide Palace to safety and ensure an extended period of time in the dug out.

    However, In a move that is expected to hasten Hodgson’s Selhurst exit, the former England manager has already placed Palace’s main arial threat, Christian Benteke on corner taking duty.

  • Man City 5-0 Liverpool – Mane red the right call | The Eat My Goal Show

    Man City 5-0 Liverpool – Mane red the right call | The Eat My Goal Show

    In this weeks show the chaps talk about Mane’s kung fu red at City, changes to the Premier League transfer window and, if they could sub in for any player this weekend, who would it be.

  • EPLpod: Ruthless City give 10 man Liverpool a right good kicking

    EPLpod: Ruthless City give 10 man Liverpool a right good kicking

    In today’s episode the chaps lunge in recklessly with their feet high as they take in the weekend action which saw Liverpool given a good kicking By Manchester City after Mane imprints the sole of his boot onto Ederson face.

    Elsewhere, Manchester United drop points for the first time this season at Stoke, Arsenal bounce back against struggling Bournemouth and Chelsea’s Kante comes back to haunt former club Leicester

    Listen to the latest episode of EPLpod below:

  • Hughes confirms best way to avoid handshakes is tell people to fuck off

    Hughes confirms best way to avoid handshakes is tell people to fuck off

    Having spent the best part of a decade searching high and low for the best way to avoid having to shake an opposition managers’ hand, Mark Hughes finally found an answer during Stokes’s 2-2 draw with Manchester United on Saturday.

    Hughes’ exhaustive search came to end after a touchline squabble with Jose Mourinho – himself no stranger to handshake controversies. The Stoke manager first tried giving Mourinho a good shove for daring to step into his technical area. Sensing the shove wouldn’t be enough to avoid skin on skin contact at the final whistle, Hughes then told his opposite number to “fuck off.”

    After the game Mourinho walked out of a BBC interview when he was asked about his refusal to shake Hughes’ hand.

    “I don’t speak about stupid things, I’m too old for that, talking about stupid things is for stupid people,” fumed Mourinho.

    Hughes responded in his post match interview saying: “In fairness, I have my history with handshakes. Maybe it’s me.”

    A realisation that is sure to see Hughes shouting “fuck off” to anyone who dares to reach out and offer their hand to shake.

  • Man City 5-0 Liverpool: 5 things you should’ve learned

    Man City 5-0 Liverpool: 5 things you should’ve learned

    In today’s lesson: Be careful signing Arsenal players.

    1. Sadio Mane’s Premier player of the month award for August was not a free pass to decapitate an opposition player.

    2. Two supremely talented strikers can play together after all. Pep Guardiola proves he is a football genius after somehow managing to get Sergio Aguero and Gabriel Jesus to play the same sport, at the same time, together.

    3. Removing Kevin de Bruyne from your fantasy team really wasn’t a good idea. The Belgian now has more assist than any other player since the start of last season.

    4. The only thing more merciless than putting 5 past your opponent is having the gull to bring on Eliaquim Mangala with a good 20 minutes still to play.

    5. Debutant Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain wasted no time in bringing everything he learned about thrashings at Arsenal to his new club.

  • EPLpod: The ‘Dildo Brothers’ botch transfer with Sporting

    EPLpod: The ‘Dildo Brothers’ botch transfer with Sporting

    The chaps chat about the awkward return Coutinho, Sanchez and van Dijk’s will be making at their respective clubs, Dele Alli’s one finger wave to his chum Kyle Walker and the West Ham owners who have a new unwanted nick name after a ‘cock up’ in the transfer window.

    Listen to the latest episode of EPLpod below:

  • Daily dose of banter the only thing keeping Jamie Vardy alive

    Daily dose of banter the only thing keeping Jamie Vardy alive

    In a remarkably candid interview, Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy has admitted for the first time that the only reason he’s able to keep getting out of bed each and every morning is for his daily dose of banter.

    Vardy came to the defence of England team mate Dele Alli who’s rumoured to be suffering with the same affliction after the midfielder “waved” a middle finger definitely in Kyle Walker’s direction and not that of the referee’s during England’s 2-1 win over Slovakia on Monday.

    “Everyone has got to have a bit of banter, otherwise I don’t think you would get through the day of being a footballer,” sighed Vardy pining for his next spoonful of bantz.

    Vardy refused to be drawn on whether kicking a ball about for untold millions of pounds, the adulation of a cheering crowd and swigging back bottles of WKD made it any easier for him to get through his day.

    It is advised that anyone who comes in contact with Vardy, should offer him some banter if they can spare it. A simple middle finger will do, it might just save his life.

  • Dele Alli unveils controversial new wave

    Dele Alli unveils controversial new wave

    Dele Alli has shaken off his nice boy from next door image in emphatic style after revealing a bold new wave during England’s win over Slovakia at Wembley on Monday evening.

    Gareth Southgate’s side came from behind to beat Slovakia after goals from Eric Dier and Marcus Rashford. However, instead of bemoaning England’s dull sleep walk towards World Cup qualification, the conversation has focused around Alli’s new wave.

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    Dele Alli during simpler, more innocent times.

    Famed for the family friendly smile and wave Alli pioneered as he burst onto the scene a couple of years ago, the England midfielder has gone full circle with a new middle finger salute.


    Alli debuted the controversial wave just moments after being body checked by Martin Skrtel and the referee waved play on. However, Alli insisted his middle finger was not aimed at the official.

    “Just to clarify, the gesture was a joke between me and my good friend Kyle Walker, apologies for any offence caused,” wrote Alli on twitter.

    After such a negative response to the new wave, it will be a real test of Alli’s resolve to see if he keeps using it.

  • EPLpod: Rooney spends international break in the slammer

    EPLpod: Rooney spends international break in the slammer

    Mike and Paul from EPLpod chat about Wayne Rooney’s night behind bars after the former England striker was pulled over for drunk driving, while Ben takes a nap under the studio desk following the snooze fest that was the international break.

    Listen to the latest episode of EPLpod below:

  • EPLpod: It’s all about the Benjamins

    EPLpod: It’s all about the Benjamins

    In a special bonus pod, Mike and Paul interview New York Times and BBC World Service freelance writer James Montague about his new book “The Billionaires Club: The Unstoppable Rise of Football’s Super-rich Owners.”

    Listen to the latest EPLpod below: