Ben Teague
EPLpod: Spurs close gap as Chelsea wobble
Liverpool give Ronald Koeman's Everton youngsters a lesson in the Merseyside derby, Arsenal and Manchester City share the spoils at the Emirates, and has...
Liverpool 3-1 Everton: 5 things you should’ve learned
Today's lesson: You'll win nothing with kids.
1. Ronald Koeman mistakenly thinks he's in charge of the Everton youth team, after starting four players all...
EPLpod: Ronaldo bust a bust
Cristiano Ronaldo has been honoured with the renaming of Madiera airport and a statue that looks like it was made by a child, Liverpool...
Relief all-round as new Ronaldo statue far uglier than the man himself
Dignitaries at the official renaming of Madeira airport to "Aeroporto Internacional da Madeira, Cristiano Ronaldo," were wiping the sweat from their brow in relief...
Lionel Messi escapes puking on Bolivian pitch with timely ban
Just six hours before kick off, Lionel Messi received the news that he won't be forced to play football at a nausiating airplane altitude...
Alarm as Neymar’s shoddy Naughts & Crosses skills are exposed
A recent Barcelona training exercise centred around the game Naughts and Crosses, has dramatically exposed Neymar's subpar puzzle technique.
Split into two teams, Neymar let...
EPLpod: England sleepwalk their way past Lithuania
Podcasting directly from the abyss, otherwise known as the wilderness beyond the Premier League's top four, Mike and Paul from EPLpod cobble together something...
England 2-0 Lithuania: 5 things you should’ve learned
In today's lesson: Respect your elders.
1. An Old man is still able to mix it with the likes of Lithuania. Yes, unsurprisingly Jermaine Defoe...
Despite Bale’s best efforts, Wales leave just Coleman with broken leg
Wales only managed to break Seamus Coleman's leg during an ill-tempered 0-0 World Cup qualifier with Ireland on Friday evening, despite Gareth Bale's best...
Tactical genius Roy Keane reveals subtle plan to stop Gareth Bale
The Republic of Ireland take on Wales in a World Cup qualifier on Friday evening, and assistant manager Roy Keane has come up with...
