VIDEO: Marco Reus claims “It’s a decision for life” after new Dortmund deal whiffs of bullshit

You’d like to think that in an age where club loyalty seems to all but have vanished, that Marco Reus was genuine when he said it was a decision for life after penning a new Dortmund deal. You’d like to think that.

However, Reus’ words are surely one of three things:
1. A bad translation and this is not what he said at all.
2. His words are literal, in the sense that yes -just as with all decisions- this is in fact a decision of life. The same way deciding to question Reus’ sincerity is a decision of life.
3. It’s bullshit and he’ll be off to Real Madrid or Bayern in the summer, after admirably securing a better deal for Dortmund.

I know which one I believe it to be. Number 3, obvs.