Roy Keane: Robbie available unless he’s breastfeeding

Roy Keane was in fine form today during Ireland’s preparations for crucial Euro qualifier games against Germany and Poland.

After casually nailing a cross bar challenge and seeing the ball obediently roll back to his feet, Keane delivered a typically Keane-esque response to whether Robbie Keane would be available for selection after the recent birth of his Wife’s baby.

“Well he didn’t have the baby did he?” Keane scoffed, adding: “Unless he’s breastfeeding he should be alright.” dashing any hopes of some paternity leave for Robbie Keane.