Tag: Chelsea
“The boy must learn to respect me” says Kepa after demoting Sarri to reserves
In a cruel display of ruthlessness, Chelsea dictator Kepa Arrizabalaga has quashed a potential leadership challenge after banishing Maurizio Sarri to coach the reserves...
EPLpod: Kepa Leads Chelsea Mutiny
Fresh from winning best sports podcast in all of Canada, the EPLpod boyz chat about Kepa Arrizabalaga's power move on "manager" Maurizio Sarri during...
Why has it all gone so horribly wrong for Sarri? There can only be...
The EPLpod boys discuss Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri's future after he is left reaching for something a little stronger than cigarettes following his side's...
Sarri team talks consist of nothing but him chain smoking
Speaking with hoarse voices consistent with that of someone who has been overly exposed to passive smoking, a number of Chelsea players have revealed...
Revealed: Chelsea’s transfer policy based entirely on players names fitting their positions after Kepa...
After announcing the £71m signing of Spanish goal keeper Kepa Arrizabalaga, Chelsea Chairmen Bruce Buck has admitted that all future signings will only be...
EPLpod: “Welcome to Europa,” says Arsenal to Chelsea
Manchester City rack up the records with their win over Brighton, Arsenal welcome Chelsea to the Europa league while the Terriers' 'anywhere will do...
EPLpod: United wave the white flag as City clinch title
After taking the wind out of Manchester City's sails last weekend, Jose Mourinho restores normality by bring the most underwhelming of climaxes to the...
EPLpod: Dele Alli not so sh*t after all
Spurs win their first Premier League game at Stamford Bridge this century as Dele Alli's double sinks Chelsea and provides a timely reminder to...
EPLpod: Post-Sanchez Arsenal still undefeated
Arsenal maintain their 100% record post Sanchez after seeing off Chelsea to advance to the final of the Carabao Cup where they'll face Manchester...
EPLpod: Morata lets off Arsenal at the death
Still feeling the Christmas cheer, a generous Alvaro Morata lets Arsenal off the hook after missing a hat full of chances during Chelsea's entertaining...
