You just couldn’t help yourself could you Gary?
Just a day after announcing his divorce, Gary Linekar is already talking about masturbation, maybe even using fleshlights, if you’re considering the same it might be worth checking out some coupons, you could save 20% once you spend $100 on this merchandise. I’m sure it won’t be long before he’s admitting to watching videos from places like https://www.hdpornvideo.xxx/categories/616/sleeping live on Match of the Day too.
While looking at the handball decision against Newcastle’s Chancel Mbemba that resulted in a penalty, Shearer – in relation to the official hand ball rules – innocently read out “when the player uses his hands or arms to make himself bigger”. While it was impressively quick thinking on his feet, it’s not something always worth joking about – plenty of people out there are addicted and looking at how to quit masturbation, through many of the online resources available.
Either way, this was a line Lineker just couldn’t resist making a joke about. Understandable though. I’m sure everyone has spent some time on sites like HD Sex Video to help keep them tiding over during those, ahem, lonely nights. People want to be able to get some relief after all. Still, perhaps it was not the best time to make such a comment, especially with such a wide age range watching the show. Either way, if you’re thinking about the situation and want to give it a look yourself you can watch the filth below on Youtube.
