Move over football hipsters for their is a new fashionista striding down the tunnel and onto the catwalk!
Taking time out from licking those sore Bayern Munich inflicted wounds, Arsene Wenger, the “facilitator of what is beautiful in man” has done a modelling shoot for LāEquipeās Sport & Style magazine.
Why you ask? So you can be treated to pictures of him looking vacant and pensive such as these of course.
You could swaddle many an injured Arsenal player in that scarf.
Dashing in blue. Look out Jose.
“The hotel room better look nicer than the drab corridors.”
The anxiety of picking the next post-game tipple is almost too much to bare.
“Christ! We dodged a bullet with that failed bid for Benzema.”