Eat My Goal

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  • Gabby Agbonlahor does not give a sh*t about post match interviews

    Gabby Agbonlahor does not give a sh*t about post match interviews

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    If it means Gabby Agbonlahor is going to give interviews like one the below, then we can only hope that he starts scoring goals on a weekly basis, instead of his current, yearly rate.

    Speaking after Aston Villa had beaten follow relegation battlers Norwich 2-0, to pick up just their 3rd Premier League win from 25 games, goal scorer Agbonlahor proved that footballers are capable of telling us exactly what they think during post match interviews.

    Asked about speculation regarding his future at the club, Agbonlahor, no doubt egged on by his minder Joleen Lescott, said: “Ya know, the papers like to chat a load of shit really.”

    I wonder if that cut will get on Match of the Day later?

  • “I’ll have the lotta ya!” Lone fan takes on entire section of Colchester supporters

    “I’ll have the lotta ya!” Lone fan takes on entire section of Colchester supporters

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    Southend picked up a 3-0 win over Colchester in League One this afternoon, but for one slightly very unhinged Shrimpers fan that score line simply wasn’t enough.

    No, instead he needed to feel the crunching of knuckles on the oppositions skulls to really feel like his team had won. So, with that in mind, the only logical thing he could do to quench his thirst for the more ‘physical’ approach to supporting his team was to jump out of his seat, bolt over to the away fans and start knocking lumps out of as many as possible – all by himself.

    Watch the utter madness in the videos below.

  • Some Liverpool fans do the right thing and walk out of Anfield

    Some Liverpool fans do the right thing and walk out of Anfield

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    “Enough is enough, enough is enough, you greedy bastards, enough is enough!!”

    That was the very clear message Liverpool some fans sang as they walked out of Anfield in protest at the rising ticket prices during their game against Sunderland.

    As planned, in reference to the new £77 priced ticket at Anfield, on the 77th minute, a good portion of Liverpool fans walked out, leaving sizeable patches of empty seats around the stadium.

    Unfortunately for Liverpool, their defence decided to join the fans by walking out on 77 minutes as they gave up what looked like a comfortable 2-0 lead to Sunderland. Hopefully that turn of events won’t put Liverpool fans off walking out in any possible future protests. Yes, a half empty stadium could have an adverse effect on a teams performance, but that is a price – no pun intended – and a risk Liverpool fans need to be willing to take if they are to force a change from the money gaugers up stairs.

    This was a start from Liverpool fans, but it will need more fans to get involved. If they really won’t to make a mark, next time they need to leave on 7mins and 7 seconds.

    Below are some of the videos and pictures of Liverpool’s walk out.

    Black flags before kick off.

  • Your life can only be better after watching Roberto Martinez bustin’ a move

    Your life can only be better after watching Roberto Martinez bustin’ a move

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    His side might be having a disappointed season toiling away in the wrong half of the table, but when it comes to throwing some shapes, Everton manager Roberto Martinez is clearly in a league of his own.

    Such is the age we live in, it’s virtually impossible not to be caught on camera the moment you let your hair down and start feeling the vibes at Jason Derulo gig, which is exactly what happened to Martinez last night.

    Speaking this morning about the video, Martinez sheepishly admitted it was indeed him and he was quick to defends his moves “That’s the big bus & the smart car!” he honked.

  • Top 10 Biggest Football Scandals feat. FIFA, Juventus & Murder!

    Top 10 Biggest Football Scandals feat. FIFA, Juventus & Murder!

    A combination of young men, football and money have led to some of the biggest scandals in the sport – and that’s without the inclusion of Sepp Blatter and FIFA! Football Daily count down the 10 biggest scandals in football.

  • Gary Neville’s sub Denis Cheryshev gets standing ovation from Camp Nou crowd

    Gary Neville’s sub Denis Cheryshev gets standing ovation from Camp Nou crowd

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    Gary Neville achieved something truly remarkable last night inside the Camp Nou. An achievement that few coaches, if any, have ever managed. No, I’m not talking about the 7-0 Copa del Rey horror show – plenty of coaches have been humiliated inside Barcelona’s grand stadium – instead I am referring to the feat of having opposition fans cheer a substitute you are bringing on. A standing ovation no less.

    Neville managed to ‘achieve’ this when he brought on Denis Cheryshev. The reason some Barcelona fans stood and gave a rousing reception to Cheryshev’s introduction, besides being 3-0 goals to the good at the time, was because this was the same player that was involved in Real Madrid being booted out of the Copa del Rey back in the previous round against Cadiz. In a cock-up that seems unimaginable from a professional football club, Real Madrid had played Cheryshev during a time when he was ineligible due to him still serving a one game ban from a previous loan spell with Villarreal.

    Now on loan with Valencia, the Russian provided Neville with his biggest cheer of the night. A moment the Valencia boss might want to savour, as he’s unlikely to hear a warm reception until he gets back into his still warm seat at Sky.

    Watch the ironic cheers from the Camp Nou below.

    https://youtu.be/yenMbM9hhPY

  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic keeps busy on PSG bench with football boot Jenga

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic keeps busy on PSG bench with football boot Jenga

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    If asked, PSG boss Laurent Blanc would likely play down his sides title ambitions much like any good coach should. He would say something along the lines of “We’re taking each game as it comes, and my team remains fully focused on the task at hands, nothing will distract us from our goals.”

    However, with his side a whopping 24 points ahead of second placed Monaco, and having just breezed past Lorient, remaining unbeaten in Ligue 1 for almost an entire year(!), some players might be forgiven for taking their foot off the pace, just a little bit and losing some of that focus.

    Case in point: Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Having scored a goal and with his side 3-1 up, the big Swede was taking off as a sub in the 71st minute. With a further 19 minutes of play left to entertain himself, Ibrahimovic dabbled in a bit of football boot Jenga, which to you and I means balancing a boot on the head of PSG assistant coach Zoumana Camara.

    Watch the football boot Jenga action below, and just look at the concentration of Zlatan’s face. We can only speculate that he did indeed manage to balance a second boot before the ref whistled for full time.

  • Football Traitors XI feat. Robert Lewandowski, Ronaldo, Carlos Tevez & more!

    Football Traitors XI feat. Robert Lewandowski, Ronaldo, Carlos Tevez & more!

    Football Daily pick some of the finest footballers who played for rival teams in a combined traitors XI! Who would make your traitors XI?

  • Pitch side footage of Neymar’s majestic turn vs Valencia

    Pitch side footage of Neymar’s majestic turn vs Valencia

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    Even Gary Neville was probably giving warm applause to this sublime nutmeg and turn from slippery Barcelona striker Neymar. Put it another way, you can’t imagine big ‘ol Alvaro Negredo pulling off quite such an elegant move to encourage Neville any time soon.

    Neymar pulled off the glorious piece of skill during Barcelona’s 7-0 demolition of Neville’s hapless Valencia at the Camp Nou on Wednesday evening.

    On the plus side for Neville, at least he still has a second leg to turn this Copa del Rey tie around! That is providing he is still in a job by the time the second leg comes around.

    Watch the fan footage of Neymar’s skills below.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBWV3dJIZU8/

  • Jamie Vardy’s glorious long range stunner vs Liverpool

    Jamie Vardy’s glorious long range stunner vs Liverpool

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    Superior finishing was this difference last night as Leicester took another tantalising step closer to what would have to be one of the greatest Premier League titles.

    For all Liverpool’s huff and puff, they couldn’t find a way past Leicester’s solid rear guard and were instead undone by a magical strike when Riyad Mahrez and that man Jamie Vardy combined to truly devastating effect.

    Vardy’s outrageous strike, obviously goes down as a goal of the season contender. And perhaps, purely in terms of importance, it shades my previous favourites so far from Bournemouth’s Matt Richie and Spurs’ Dele Alli.

    What do you think, is Vardy’s effort the goal of the season? Watch his cracking strike below.
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