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  • The Weekend’s tasty bits – Rodgers axed, Bayern brilliance & Zlatan hits 110

    The Weekend’s tasty bits – Rodgers axed, Bayern brilliance & Zlatan hits 110

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    Merseyside misery for Rodgers

    Super Sunday you say? Try telling that to poor old Brendan Rodgers who received a phone call just after the Merseyside derby from an FSG suit telling him that his services were no longer wanted at Anfield. FSG are now eagerly hunting a replacement, though it can’t be stressed enough that the candidate must have enough of the requisite ‘character’ to jump on the Anfield hot seat.

    Former Liverpool man Jamie Caragher learnt of Rodgers’ sacking on live TV, and quickly rounded on the Liverpool owners while Thierry Henry offered a consoling pat on the knee.

    As for the derby itself? Besides Mamadou Sakho there was nothing particularly eye popping about the tepid 1-1 draw.

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    Arsenal stun Man United

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    Arsenal kept the #WengerIn and #WengerOut hysteria humming along nicely after following up their defeat to Olympiakos at home in the Champions League, by brushing aside Man United 3-0 in twenty scintillating opening minutes. “Why can’t they do this every weekend” sobbed Lee Dixon in the commentary box. Because Lee, that Piers Morgan chap would have nothing to piss and moan about then would he?

    Bayern hammer Dortmund

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    Bayern Munich gave their closest rivals Borussia Dortmund a proper hiding following a brace from both Robert Lewandowski and Thomas Muller, which made one bear particularly happy. Quite how Bayern managed such a handsome victory given the tactics on display from Dortmund’s Thomas Tuchel is anyone’s guess.


    Zlatan Ibrahimovic becomes PSG’s all time leading scorer

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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic converted two penalties in PSG’s 2-1 win over Marseille taking his total for the club to a record 110 in just 137 appearances. Becoming PSG’s all time leading scorer gives the Swede a much needed ego boast.

    Final Word

    A hat tip to Steve McClaren who ensured Newcastle heroically held onto the record of conceding six Premier League goals in the shortest time possible. The magpies had previously held the record after getting walloped by Manchester United in 2003, but retained it after swallowing up another six goals in 20 minutes thanks much to the boot of Sergio Aguero.

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  • Bayern 5-1 Dortmund – Lewandowski & Muller at the double

    Bayern 5-1 Dortmund – Lewandowski & Muller at the double

    Bayern Munich poured cold water on early season thoughts of rivals Borussia Dortmund keeping a pace with the League leaders after dishing out a comprehensive beating at the Allianz Arena on Sunday.

    Thomas Muller and the prolific Robert Lewandowski both got a brace while another former Dortmund player, Mario Gotze chipped in with a goal as Bayern ran riot.

    Bayern Munich maintain their 100% start to the season with eight wins in eight. For Dortmund, who remain in second place, will take some small consolation in Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang extending his record to scoring in eight consecutive opening Bundesliga games.

  • Sampdoria’s Joaquín Correa with what has to be the miss of the season

    Sampdoria’s Joaquín Correa with what has to be the miss of the season

  • From the vault: On this day in 2004 Thierry Henry bags naughty back heel vs Charlton

    From the vault: On this day in 2004 Thierry Henry bags naughty back heel vs Charlton

  • David Beckham tips Milan to win the Champions League, despite not being in it

    David Beckham tips Milan to win the Champions League, despite not being in it

    David Beckham was given a rock star welcome in Dubai during the week, where he was opening a new adidas store presumably in return for a boat load of cash to add to the pile.

    After a meet and greet with his fans, signing some autographs and generally looking as handsome as ever, Becks was put through the most pedestrian of interviews, giving the most pedestrian of answers – except for one.

    After confidently batting away who he most enjoys watching at the moment, Beckham was asked who he thinks will win the Champions League this year. “Who do I want to win is a different story to who I think is going to win, well maybe it’s not actually” he teased, before finally listing three of his former employees; Manchester United, PSG and …..AC Milan. Whilst bookies like sboth are favouring the first two, the third won’t be on any betting list this season. The sharp one’s amongst you will have immediately realised that Milan are not even in the Champions League this year, so if they were to win it, it would have to go down as the greatest achievement in football history.

    Poor Becks. Perhaps the flash bulbs are slowly frying his nogging. Watch his gaffe below.

  • “When you miss you are last” Van Gaal sends penalty taker Rooney to the back of queue

    “When you miss you are last” Van Gaal sends penalty taker Rooney to the back of queue

    It may be some time before we see Wayne Rooney eyeing up a penalty for Manchester United, after his boss Louis van Gaal revealed he’s been sent to the back of the line.

    Van Gaal said that United’s penalty takers work in a sequence, meaning that when the current penalty taker misses, he is forced to wait until his turn comes around again.

  • Krisztian Nemeth’s gorgeous curler in the US Open Cup final

    Krisztian Nemeth’s gorgeous curler in the US Open Cup final

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    Krisztian Nemeth pulls Sporting Kansas City level 1-1 with Philadelphia Union during their US Open Cup Final with a lovely curler.

    With the scores still 1-1 after extra time, Kansas got their hands on the silverware after winning on penalties.

  • Callum Connolly produces glorious nutmeg & top corner strike in Scottish Cup

    Callum Connolly produces glorious nutmeg & top corner strike in Scottish Cup

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    What a beauty this is from Callum Connolly for Whitehall Welfare vs Wick Academy in the first round of the Scottish Cup.

    Connolly opened the scoring after cutely nutmegging a defender before smashing one into the top corner, that kisses the underside of the bar on the way in.

    Unfortunately for Connolly his goal only earned his side a draw, after the game ended 2-2.