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  • “Where were you when we were sh*t?” ask Chelsea fans of their own team

    “Where were you when we were sh*t?” ask Chelsea fans of their own team

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    Fair point really. After sacking Jose Mourinho in the week following an abysmal defence of their title, the Chelsea players were full of pep as they took on Sunderland at Stamford Bridge.

    Within 13 minutes, Chelsea were zipping around the pitch and found themselves 2-0, with their second goal scored by Pedro – his first since his debut on the opening day of the season against West Brom.

    This was simply too much for Chelsea fans to take. How dare they play with the ‘we’ve just got our manager sacked’ spring in their step. So, the Chelsea fans then serenaded their players with the chant: “Where were you when we were sh*t?”

    Where indeed.

    Watch the Chelsea fans chant below.

  • Tony Pulis makes heartfelt apology for playing long balls vs Liverpool

    Tony Pulis makes heartfelt apology for playing long balls vs Liverpool

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    With Jose Mourinho barely having enough time to pull over his hoodie after being unceremoniously dumped out of English football, it looks as though West Brom’s Tony Pulis is already stepping into the breach to provide us with a daily dose of sarcasm.

    After Jurgen Klopp bemoaned West Brom’s style of play following the 2-2 draw at Anfield last weekend which climaxed in a bit of verbal jousting between the German and his opposite number, Pulis today hit back with a level of sarcyness that Jose would be proud of.

    “We played 3 more long ball passes than Liverpool in those 99 minutes” scoffed Pulis, before unerringly looking down the camera lens to seemingly address his nemesis directly, and adding “So, we as a football club, apologise to Liverpool.”

    Watch Jose Pulis’ ‘apology’ below.
    https://youtu.be/hgefgu4pEJ0

  • Christmas comes early as Mourinho unwraps £12m gift after sacking

    Christmas comes early as Mourinho unwraps £12m gift after sacking

    Well, ’tis the season. After just 7 months on from winning the Premier League title, Chelsea have binned Jose Mourinho putting the manager out of his misery following a string of bad results.

    To help soften the blow, Jose Mourinho will receive a payoff in the region of £12m. Despite the sizeable sum, Roman Abramovic is now presuambly scratched off the Mourinho Christmas list.

    For Chelsea fans in mourning that “one of theirs” is no longer one of theirs, they can take comfort in the speculation surrounding the potential managers who could take the Chelsea hot seat.

    This guy has already had his feet under the table once before.
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    This guy is said to have great ‘character’.
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    This guy….. just lol.
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    And then, after a couple of years or so of interim and ill fated appointments, they can go back in for this guy. Third time lucky and all that.
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  • Fan footage of Paul Pogba’s gorgeous curling free kick vs Torino

    Fan footage of Paul Pogba’s gorgeous curling free kick vs Torino

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    Paul Pogba scoring exactly the kind of free kick that has much of Europe’s top clubs weak at the knees. Pogba curled home his sublime free kick as Juventus went on to brush aside Torino 4-0 in the Coppa Italia.

    You can see another fans’ angle of Pogba’s strike below.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_Xt_6bHwOm/

  • Fan footage of Xabi Alonso’s sensational strike for Bayern vs Darmstadt

    Fan footage of Xabi Alonso’s sensational strike for Bayern vs Darmstadt

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    Bayern Munich progressed to the next round of the German Cup last night thanks to this special strike from Xabi Alonso.

  • REVEALED: Bayern Munich’s innovative training methods

    REVEALED: Bayern Munich’s innovative training methods

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_UV-5okqMc/

    So that’s where they get all their ruthless accuracy from!

    This was actually Thomas Muller’s punishment for coming last in a cross bar challenge which you can watch below.

  • Patrick Kluivert scores effortless 40-yard first-time lob during legends match

    Patrick Kluivert scores effortless 40-yard first-time lob during legends match

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    Now 39 years of age, Patrick Kluivert proved he’s still got some magic left in his boots after scoring a brilliant lob during a Barcelona charity match in Uganda.

    From a good 40-yards out, Kluivert hits a nonchalant first-time lob with the outside of the boot leaving the keeper in a crumpled up heap in the net.

    Watch Kluivert’s effort below.

  • Dortmund fans serenade their players with a rousing rendition of Jingle Bells

    Dortmund fans serenade their players with a rousing rendition of Jingle Bells

    Dortmund fans celebrated their sides 4-1 win over Frankfurt on Sunday by belting out Jingle Bells as the players faced the famous Yellow Wall.

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    After Jurgen Klopp’s Dortmund-inspired – if slightly awkward – thanking of the Kop after his side rescued a dramatic point against West Brom deep in injury time, perhaps it’s time Liverpool fully embraced Klopp’s style. They could do worse than bringing out some Christmas themed cheer of their own. Tis the season after all.

  • Glorious slow-mo fan footage of Lionel Messi’s top corner free kick vs Depor

    Glorious slow-mo fan footage of Lionel Messi’s top corner free kick vs Depor

    Fantastic slow motion fan footage of Lionel Messi giving Barcelona a 1-0 lead against Deportivo La Coruna on Saturday afternoon.
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    And if slow motion is not you’re thing, here is another angle of his free kick from the Camp Nou stands.

  • Cristiano Ronaldo admits he misses his big cute bear

    Cristiano Ronaldo admits he misses his big cute bear

    Ahhh Cristiano Ronaldo is getting all soppy these days. In the above video Cristiano Ronaldo sits down to talk about his previous managers Sir Alex Ferguson and how he missed the cut and sensitive big bear Carlo Ancelotti.

    Fear not Cristiano, the way things are going at the Bernabeu, you’ll probably be cuddling up to you big bear again very soon!