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  • EPLpod: Top 5 ugliest players in the English Premier League!

    EPLpod: Top 5 ugliest players in the English Premier League!

    I join Mike and Paul in the EPLpod as we talk about the players with the kind of face only a mother could love and we dissect – extensively – the nutritional value of Pizza. Big shock, loading up on Pizza probably isn’t the best thing to do if you are professional footballer with a certain Pep Guardiola as your boss.

    To find out who wins EPLpod’s ugliest player award for a second year running, listen to the new episode below. Oh, and if you still can’t get enough of EPLpod, we recorded the whole show on Periscope which you can see on the EPLpod twitter feed here. Madness.

  • Is Big Sam the right man for England?

    Is Big Sam the right man for England?

    In the first ever episode of Eat My Goal TV I take a look England’s sizeable new manager Sam Allardyce.

    Is Big Sam the right man to get England fans dancing in jubilation once again? Or, will it be yet more humiliation after England succumb to another early exit from a tournament in a couple of years time? Find out which way I think it will go in the video above.

  • EPLpod: Paul Pogba on the verge of signing for Man United

    EPLpod: Paul Pogba on the verge of signing for Man United

    I join Mike and Paul from EPLpod as we look at the new upcoming Premier League season. Mike can scarcely contain his excitement at Man United look to park at truck load of cash in Turin in exchange for Paul Pogba, whom they let leave Old Trafford for free a few years back.

    At the opposite end of the spending spectrum, Paul needs consoling over Arsenal’s spend thrift ways (yes, shelling out £30m on Granit Xhaka apparently doesn’t really count!) and I go on a rant over Big Sam’s impending appointment as England manager. Tiki-taka bollocks!

    Listen to the latest episode below.

  • EPLpod: Chelsea’s Conte persuades Kante to leave champions 

    EPLpod: Chelsea’s Conte persuades Kante to leave champions 

    Source: EPLpod: Chelsea’s Conte persuades Kante to leave champions – EPL POD

  • Euro 2016: Portugal win Euro 2016, just like we totally predicted

    Euro 2016: Portugal win Euro 2016, just like we totally predicted

    Unlike Cristiano Ronaldo, Mike, Paul and myself just about managed to hold back the tears in the last ever episode of EPLpod’s Euro 2016 podcasts as we take in Portugal’s 1-0 win over hapless hosts France.

    It all started off so brightly for France after Payet neutralised Portugal’s biggest threat (No, not those pesky moths) by giving Ronaldo a good old whack on the knee and Sissoko was putting in one of those “shop window” performances but they just couldn’t find a way past Patricio. How did Portugal pull off this win? When is the statue of Eder being erected next to Ronaldo’s? And has someone been on the rooster juice again? Find out in the last Euro episode below

  • Euro 2016: Griez Lighting! France bosses Germany 

    Euro 2016: Griez Lighting! France bosses Germany 

    Mike and Paul from EPLpod take in Portugal’s miraculous route to the Euro 2016 final, heap praise on Antoine Griezmann who’s brace sends Germany packing and is Mike about to be unveiled as Manchester United’s latest signing??

    Find out in the latest episode below:

  • Euro 2016: Ronaldo vs Bale – Who is the bigger hunk?

    Euro 2016: Ronaldo vs Bale – Who is the bigger hunk?

    I join Mike and Paul in the EPLpod studio to answer the most pressing question going into Wales’ history making semi final against Portugal: In your hour of need, who is going to provide the most comforting hug, Ronaldo or Bale?

    Beyond all the cuddling, we also preview the other semi-final where France are looking to overturn the weight of history and finally get a win over the Germans in a competitive game for the first time since 1958.

    And, no summer time pod would be complete without gossiping about all the transfer gossip.

    Listen to the latest episode below:

  • Euro 2016: France shows everyone just how bad England are

    Euro 2016: France shows everyone just how bad England are

    Mike and Paul from EPLpod look back at the quarter finals of Euro 2016 where France showed England how it’s done by giving Iceland a good hiding, Portugal somehow find themselves in the last 4(!), Wales send top seed Belgium packing and Germany prove even when they are rubbish at penalty shoot outs, they still win penalty shoot outs!

    Listen to the latest episode below:

  • Euro 2016: Iceland dish out England’s most humiliating defeat ever 

    Euro 2016: Iceland dish out England’s most humiliating defeat ever 

    I join Mike and Paul on the EPLpod to go through a painful postmortem of England’s shock defeat to the mighty Iceland. Who and what was to blame for England’s latest embarrassment? We leave no stone unturned to get to the bottom of the debacle.

    It’s not all doom and gloom though as we also take in Italy’s superb win over Spain, and heap praise on Antonio Conte who was living every moment of the game by literally putting his expensive laces through it on the sidelines. A sight Chelsea fans can look forward to at the start of the Premier League season.

    Listen to the latest episode below:

  • EPLpod – Euro 2016: Eden Hazard is God

    EPLpod – Euro 2016: Eden Hazard is God

    Mike and Paul’s worship of the deity that is Eden Hazard is well underway on the EPLpod after the diminutive forward put in a classy showing during Belgium’s comprehensive thrashing of Hungary. The guys also show their commitment to the cause after labouring their way through Saturday’s rather dull games.

    Listen to the latest episode of EPLpod below.