Tag: Premier League

Sarri team talks consist of nothing but him chain smoking

Speaking with horse voices consistent with that of someone who has been ovely exposed to passive smoking, a number of Chelsea players have revealed...

Mourinho desperately binge watching Man City documentary for coaching tips

Following Manchester United’s surprising defeat to Brighton on Sunday, Jose Mourinho has been repeatedly binge watching the Manchester City documentary All or Nothing in...

Kane injured for season after poking eye out doing Alli celebration

Harry Kane is expected to miss the entire season after his attempts to try and do the Dele Alli goal celebration went horribly wrong,...
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EPLpod: Climactic Klopp lubes his way to victory

Liverpool's thrashing of West Ham has Jurgen Klopp reaching for the lube, a 'gagged' Paul Pogba seems to have fallen out with Jose Mourinho...

Emery out airplane banner fuelled up and ready to go says pilot

In anticipation to Arsenal fans quickly turning on their new manager Unai Emery, airplane banner operator Ted Spruce already has an #EmeryOut banner prepared...

The Eat My Goal Premier League predictions to bet your house on*

You've heard what the all expert pundits have to say but now it's time to get serious. Here are the essential Eat My Goal...

Revealed: Chelsea’s transfer policy based entirely on players names fitting their positions after Kepa...

After announcing the £71m signing of Spanish goal keeper Kepa Arrizabalaga, Chelsea Chairmen Bruce Buck has admitted that all future signings will only be...

EPLpod: Ozil quits German national team

Mesut Ozil takes a stand against racism, calling time on his international career after receiving hate mail and threats following Germany's disappointing group exit...

EPLpod: “Welcome to Europa,” says Arsenal to Chelsea

Manchester City rack up the records with their win over Brighton, Arsenal welcome Chelsea to the Europa league while the Terriers' 'anywhere will do...

EPLpod: Sayonara Stoke

The Premier League says goodbye to Arsene Wenger and Stoke, newly crowned champions Manchester City are held to a goalless draw as Huddersfield claim...

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