Ben Teague


After years of broken promises Sunday League player finally pays subs money

A stingy Sunday League player by the name of Willy Evapay, has finally agreed to cough up and start paying his subs money after...

Pep rages after decision to change official match ball to Shoot 5 floater

Manchester City's Pep Guardiola was said to be filled with such an uncontrollable amount of rage on Wednesday morning that he was dangerously close...

Banned Everton fan says son ready to walk in his footsteps

The Everton fan who has been given a life ban for attacking a Lyon player while holding his child, has proudly stated his son...

FA to wear T-shirts in support of Martin Glenn after Aluko racism row

In a defiant move following the race scandal currently sweeping through football's governing body, the FA has today announced that all its board members...

Desperate to sell, Ashley stuffs Newcastle United in Sports Direct clearance bin

In a last ditch effort to finally sell Newcastle United before Christmas, owner Mike Ashley chucked the club into the nearest Sport Direct clearance...
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Mourinho actively working on his bus licence ahead of football retirement

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has signalled his intentions to take up a life on the road once his football career is finally over...

England’s World Cup dreams in tatters as Iceland qualify

A dejected England have been forced to admit that their hopes of winning a first World Cup since 1966 are over before the squad...

Football to be replaced by Origami as England’s national sport

With intricate lines and intelligent overlapping that England's football team could only ever dream of, Origami is set to become the nations official sport...

EPLpod: English teams dominate Champs league (except Liverpool) Pt. 2

Mike and Paul from EPLpod take in this weeks Champions League action which saw English clubs almost complete a clean sweep in Europe, though...

Liverpool keeper wondering just how shit his team mates have to get before being...

With Liverpool's Simon Mignolet and Loris Karius taking turns to see who can be more awful between the sticks so far this season, third...


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