Ben Teague
Report: Beer throwing figures through the roof during England games
A report published on Friday conducted by the office of national statistics for alcohol consumption has revealed that beer throwing figures during England’s matches...
10,000 kids go hungry as Messi refuses to score in World Cup
Having been all but promised their first square meal since the last corporate marketing ploy to come their way, thousands of children were left...
Sterling axed from England squad after getting Peppa Pig tattoo
Successful, wealthy, young footballer, Raheem Sterling has today been dropped from England’s World Cup squad after unveiling a tattoo of Peppa Pig dangerously close...
Petition to ban fans from making any more embarrassing petitions hits record
An online petition calling for fans to be banned from making any more embarrassing petitions involving the teams or players they support received a...
EPLpod: City disappear over the horizon
With Paul serving a suspension after his straight red in the previous show, Mike is joined in the EPLpod studio by Sir Ben to...
EPLpod: United trump Arsenal, but at a cost…
The chaps discuss the weekends Premier League action, as once again Jose Mourinho gets one over Arsene Wenger, Paul Pogba sees red and City...
Arsenal set to ban meat pies at the Emirates
In an attempt to keep apace with the changing demographics of their supporter base, Arsenal have today announced plans to ban the humble meat...
Southgate to hand debuts to more youngsters he has no intention on taking to...
Frustrated by the lack of opportunities afforded to younger players, England manager Gareth Southgate confirmed on Tuesday that he intends to hand debuts to...
Blatter says handshake will clear him of Hope Solo sexual assault claim
Disgraced former FIFA president Sepp Blatter has brushed aside allegations of sexual assault made by Hope Solo, by claiming the whole matter will be...
“We’re as good as down” confirms Moyes immediately after taking West Ham job
David Moyes has wasted no time in bringing the already low expectations of West Ham fans to even lower depths, after insisting that the...
