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Arsenal set to ban meat pies at the Emirates

In an attempt to keep apace with the changing demographics of their supporter base, Arsenal have today announced plans to ban the humble meat...

Southgate to hand debuts to more youngsters he has no intention on taking to...

Frustrated by the lack of opportunities afforded to younger players, England manager Gareth Southgate confirmed on Tuesday that he intends to hand debuts to...

Blatter says handshake will clear him of Hope Solo sexual assault claim

Disgraced former FIFA president Sepp Blatter has brushed aside allegations of sexual assault made by Hope Solo, by claiming the whole matter will be...

“We’re as good as down” confirms Moyes immediately after taking West Ham job

David Moyes has wasted no time in bringing the already low expectations of West Ham fans to even lower depths, after insisting that the...

After years of broken promises Sunday League player finally pays subs money

A stingy Sunday League player by the name of Willy Evapay, has finally agreed to cough up and start paying his subs money after...

Pep rages after decision to change official match ball to Shoot 5 floater

Manchester City's Pep Guardiola was said to be filled with such an uncontrollable amount of rage on Wednesday morning that he was dangerously close...

Banned Everton fan says son ready to walk in his footsteps

The Everton fan who has been given a life ban for attacking a Lyon player while holding his child, has proudly stated his son...

FA to wear T-shirts in support of Martin Glenn after Aluko racism row

In a defiant move following the race scandal currently sweeping through football's governing body, the FA has today announced that all its board members...

Desperate to sell, Ashley stuffs Newcastle United in Sports Direct clearance bin

In a last ditch effort to finally sell Newcastle United before Christmas, owner Mike Ashley chucked the club into the nearest Sport Direct clearance...
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Mourinho actively working on his bus licence ahead of football retirement

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has signalled his intentions to take up a life on the road once his football career is finally over...

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