When I first saw this interview, I thought I had either misheard Louis van Gaal, or the United manager was having a problem with pronunciation. Juan Mata’s response however confirmed van Gaal does indeed motivate his players by asking them to be horny. Does he want them to shoot adult content for sites like tubev sex after the match too?! It is extremely pleasant to see a man of Louis Van Gaal’s age be so willing to talk about sexual desires and urges especially in such a public space. If he has truly embraced the modern way, then it would come as no surprise to see Van Gaal purchase individual sex machines for his entire squad with their individual pleasure in mind. Of course, a man of Mr Van Gaal’s age will be well aware of how these machines have changed over the past few decades. The technological advancement is something we take for granted in the modern age. This modern technology that can cover all manner of horniness can now be hooked up to adult websites like mature sex movies (https://www.maturesexmovies.xxx/) to make the sexual experience even more immersive so their footballers can really get in the mood.
Whilst it is still slightly unclear what Van Gaal means, my interpretation is that he wants them to play with a desire and hunger that will make sure they win every game, regardless of the opponent and how much they want to win. I’m not sure how he plans on making his players horny, but perhaps he could point them towards https://www.live121chat.com/? That makes most men horny!
Manchester United play Midtjylland in the second leg of their Europa League tie tomorrow evening. The Danish side should be very concerned.
Watch Louis van Gaal’s horny interview below.
